March 2013
“there’s literally nothing stopping you [from doing this thing that costs money]”
– people with money. only people with money (via daxsymbiont)
#I saw this really awful quote that was like DID U KNOW YOU DON’T NEED TO HAVE A DEGREE #YOU CAN QUIT YOUR JOB #DON’T SAY YOU CAN’T TRAVEL SAY U HAVE OTHER PRIORITIES #and I just. that’s not how things work you ridiculous...
February 2013
teengrrrlsquad:
why isn’t there a STRAIGHT pride parade?? why isn’t there WHITE history month? why isn’t there an international MEN’S day!? why isn’t there a hospital for WELL people?? why isn’t there a soup kitchen for RICH people??!?
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January 2013
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“That sucks man”
– Me trying my best to give emotional condolences. (via supersiku)
“It’s exciting, this is special,” she says, adding she is going to celebrate with...”
– Quvenzhané Wallis for best actress, best kid, best taste in snacks, best at celebrating. (via ramou)
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mercy-misrule:
the reason people get tired of educating, explaining, reasoning, sounding out
is that it just never ends
and its the same shit over and over again
people just continually fuck your shit up
and you have to smile and grit your teeth and go, ‘yo thats actually fucked, please don’t do it’
and when people you like and admire do it
do and say the same stuff you are forced to...
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simonbellamy:
if i had a dollar for each time someone said “you’ll change your mind about having kids” i’d have enough money to buy the government and make kids illegal
December 2012
ponchopeligroso:
every single person you know has something in their life and past that is probably worth collapsing to the ground in an uncontrollably sobbing heap over, so be nice to each other and tell good jokes
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Rich Pelley (Guardian): Yeah yeah, but it's been scientifically proven that women can't read maps. If I give you a lift, are we going to end up driving in circles?
Ke$ha: If I was in a car with you and you said that, I would punch you right in the balls.
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scallawag:
pieceofgold | colinfirth | hohohomewrecker:
i like my coffee how i like my men. rich
and black
and strong
and three times in the morning before i do anything
#it’s idris elba i’m talking about idris elba
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i really fuckin dislike people who think they are superior for typing w proper grammar or for drinking tea or loving british shows or not wearing revealing clothing or not having sex like wow idc if you do those things but if you think it makes you special or better than others get down here and ill fight u
English is not my native language.
outslappyhours:
So everytime I type something wrong or use the wrong word or the wrong tempus or grammar etc. I always get paranoid that someone who has english as their native language, will read what I wrote and spot all the mistakes I made and think, “Is she stupid or something?” or “Daamn, her english is horrible, I am never going to speak to her”.
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Watchneonach-druis:
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katieheaney:
Hey Anne Hathaway! I think I love you now.
(Via Jezebel.)
Matt Lauer asked Anne about that photo of her vagina and she ended her response with: “I’m sorry that we live in a culture that commodifies sexuality among unwilling participants, which brings me back to Les Mis.”
OK, like, sure, I’m vomiting all over Les Miserables,...
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necralis:
if you drink enough vodka it tastes like love
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vampirevvekend:
my #1 talent is saying stupid things to people and immediately regretting it
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larrystockings:
your hand fits in mine like it’s made just for me but bear this in mind I only want the D
#and nothing really matters unless you’re going down on me
