Derrick: Oh my god, snore. Geez, skank, have you ever told a story? Cut to: cute waiter walks up, right, and little miss push-up bra is so eager to flirt with him that she spits up her scrambled eggs on his pants. What? I’m like, “Say it, don’t spray it.” You stupid clumsy bitch.

Brad: You’re such a clumsy bitch.

Max: You are a clumsy bitch.