a guy at work today said this exact line to me: “Are you PMSing?”

the next time he does something this idiotic in front of me, i hope that my immediate reaction, instead of saying fuck you, is punch him repeatedly on his ballsack and ask if the blood coming out of him is his period

wow so i saw two guys fight in the street today.

and there’s a lot more hugging than movies have taught me throughout my life y’know. it’s not the organised “i hit you hit” thing.

i never would’ve thought that pop culture would underprepare me for the homosexual subtexts in life.

about to watch avengers again

smh @ what my life is right now

changing my icon in 3, 2, 1…

omg so what i’ve just realised about cersei is that even though she doesn’t have the power and is not on command right now, when everything goes down she’s the one to blame

so she neither gets what she wants nor is safe from being held responsible

DEAR GOD PERFECT NARRATIVE i think i’m in love with cersei

sometimes i spend hours in my blog, amazed at how perfect i am

• oh fuck
• one direction is at today’s saturday night live
• what a terrible night to be on tumblr
• TAG
• YOUR
• POSTS
• PEOPLE

• gee photoshop
• i downloaded almost every episode of happy endings in 720p resolution
• i just want to make some gifs bro
• why do you care if my version is pirated?
• this is 2012
• deal
• with
• i
• t

• sometimes i’ll like a post not because of the photo or the text, but the flawlessness of the tag won’t give me much choice but to click the little heart button
• but the problem is i want to let people know i don’t really like ezra miller
• nor do i care about chris brown (ugh)
• i wish i could whisper softly
• nice tag, bro